"You'll never miss a call again"

That's what Tiki said to my mom at the movies the other day when she could not find her phone.

"TK I can't find my phone"

"Nan, you should get a Buxton Organizer. It has special compartments for for your wallet, your credit cards and your phone. You will never miss another call again."

"Really? Huh?"

"Yeah, it comes in red, black and tan."

"Really?"

"Yeah - you can get it by calling 863-xxx-xxxx."


That whole mind like a steel trap thing...

But I have to wonder, what is the real Cartoon Network/Disney/Nick Jr demographic?????????? Are 5 year olds really the right demographic for the Buxton Organizer or the Life Alert Necklace or the roll out mat of flower seeds that grows itself...primetime might be less dangerous...

It's the damndest thing

But I took TK to school yesterday dressed in khaki cargos, Spider man short sleeved t-shirt, white socks and tan Skeechers. Like a normal 5 year old.

When I went back at 5:30 pm he was wearing same Spider man short sleeved t-shirt, white socks, tan Skeechers - but now the khaki cargos had been replaced...with swim trunks with sharks on them.

"What happened to your clothes?"

"I had a water toot"

I almost bit holes in my cheeks to keep from laughing - because that would not have been nice.

So we get home and I ask him to go change so that I can wash the strangers swim trunks that he had to wear since I suck too much to have provided a suitable change of clothes at preschool.

He says to me "Why do you have to wash them - I didn't water toot in these?"

KIDS ROCK!!!!!!!!!