It's the damndest thing

But I took TK to school yesterday dressed in khaki cargos, Spider man short sleeved t-shirt, white socks and tan Skeechers. Like a normal 5 year old.

When I went back at 5:30 pm he was wearing same Spider man short sleeved t-shirt, white socks, tan Skeechers - but now the khaki cargos had been replaced...with swim trunks with sharks on them.

"What happened to your clothes?"

"I had a water toot"

I almost bit holes in my cheeks to keep from laughing - because that would not have been nice.

So we get home and I ask him to go change so that I can wash the strangers swim trunks that he had to wear since I suck too much to have provided a suitable change of clothes at preschool.

He says to me "Why do you have to wash them - I didn't water toot in these?"

KIDS ROCK!!!!!!!!!