Overheard at Target

TKW: Mommy, can I have this candy?
Me: No, no candy, it's late - close to bedtime, no candy
TKW: Awwww, how about this candy?
Me: No, NO candy tonight. You had a cookie earlier and that's enough sugar.
TKW: Awwww, come on mommy, all I had today was protein and some grapes. I'm really ready for candy now.

So, mother's take note, when all you've given your kid is 'protein and some grapes' their bodies will be really in need of the candy food group.